cynicalskin:

thedailywhat:

Early Bird Special: They say breakfast is the most important meal of the day, but I say it’s just not worth the debilitating hallucinations.

[b3ta.]

UH….

LOL

fungi:

Gay jokes are NOT funny! Cum on guys

(via -ryan)

fuckyeahdementia:

wait wat

Every time I watch this I like watching it makes me like really looking happy at this video. 

(Source: youtu.be, via johnsbee)

nationalpost:

Shafia accused guilty of first-degree murderAfter Canada’s first mass-honour-killings trial, three members of a Montreal family have all been found guilty of first-degree murder in the drowning deaths of four other family members — including three teenage sisters.A jury on Sunday handed down its guilty verdicts for Mohammad Shafia and Tooba Mohammad Yahya, as well as their 21-year-old son, Hamed.They had been charged with murder after the bodies of three Shafia sisters — Zainab, 19, Sahar, 17, and 13-year-old Geeti — were discovered in a submerged vehicle in a canal near Kingston, in June 2009.

Can’t do that shit here, bro.

nationalpost:

Shafia accused guilty of first-degree murder
After Canada’s first mass-honour-killings trial, three members of a Montreal family have all been found guilty of first-degree murder in the drowning deaths of four other family members — including three teenage sisters.

A jury on Sunday handed down its guilty verdicts for Mohammad Shafia and Tooba Mohammad Yahya, as well as their 21-year-old son, Hamed.

They had been charged with murder after the bodies of three Shafia sisters — Zainab, 19, Sahar, 17, and 13-year-old Geeti — were discovered in a submerged vehicle in a canal near Kingston, in June 2009.

Can’t do that shit here, bro.

doowopapocalypse:

Everyone should know about this.

Oh man!! Every year at Rodman Hall, they do away with all the art and set up a wrestling ring in the middle of the gallery. I should get them to do something like this.

doowopapocalypse:

Everyone should know about this.

Oh man!! Every year at Rodman Hall, they do away with all the art and set up a wrestling ring in the middle of the gallery. I should get them to do something like this.

It’s weird how much Canadians care about American politics but Americans couldn’t give a fuck about ours.

jamtastik:

frompawntoqueen:

thegeek531:

DC Artwork

by `Artgerm

Fucking Artgerm! Why you gotta be so amazing? 

amazing.

Sometimes I feel like the superhero genre is really over-rated. 

(via infinitanium)

Ballsacks are really strange

when you really think about it.

SOOOOOO since I like my bedhead so much, and because I didn’t want to bombard you with pictures of this stinky ol’ face, I started a blog documenting my hair and it’s (not-so) early flips and twists.
dfbedhead.tumblr.com

SOOOOOO since I like my bedhead so much, and because I didn’t want to bombard you with pictures of this stinky ol’ face, I started a blog documenting my hair and it’s (not-so) early flips and twists.

dfbedhead.tumblr.com

I’m an amendment to be

Yes an amendment to be
And I’m hoping that they’ll ratify me
There’s a lot of flag burners
Who have too much freedom
I wanna make it legal for policemen
To beat ‘em
‘Cause there’s limits to our liberty
Least I hope and pray that there are
‘Cause those liberal freaks go to farrrrrrrrrrr 

so quiet that you start hearing really loud noises.

perspectiveacles:

Oh languages that aren’t English.
For some reason I think this is the most beautiful thing I’ve seen in a long time.

Whoa.
So close to saying “shit” every single time.

perspectiveacles:

Oh languages that aren’t English.

For some reason I think this is the most beautiful thing I’ve seen in a long time.

Whoa.

So close to saying “shit” every single time.

(Source: pah)

(via taylorbowen)

taybook asked: this is a poem/in the form of a haiku/yay for poetry

I have now become enlightened. Thank you for that.